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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a pun, and a fart? One is a shift of wit and the other is a whiff of shit."

"Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? Me"

"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."

"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."

"Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem"

"Two Policemen Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"Why is it called ""Alien vs Predator""? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it ""Some Aliens"""

"ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you... GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: ...and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."

"girls you can't take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses and label it ""nerd lol"" you're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."