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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"
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"Before criticising anyone, walk a mile in their shoes because when you do you are a mile away and have their shoes.."
"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"
"TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day. Just like your mom."
"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"
"When I see stars I think of you Because you're only beautiful from a distance"
"Met a girl at a party and asked if she wanted to go back to my place and hang out. She said she wasn't a whore I said I wasn't offering to pay"
"Why doesn't anyone in [insert nations capital] use the toilet in the morning? So they have something to do at night."
"I will marry a woman if she knows homer is Not a Simpson and Plato is Not clay"
"Dad Joke - Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope."