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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"
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"Why are Eskimos always alone? Because they like being ice-olated"
"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."
"What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows? An archerd."
"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."
"On the one hand, when I masturbate, I feel like I'm cheating on my wife... ...but on the other hand, I don't."
"""Honey the baby is crowning!"" *Lifts up hospital gown* ""Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"""
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"I wish I were as comfortable with my body as every guy from Jackass is with theirs."