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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"

"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."

"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"[Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here"

"Balls... What do you call it when your balls are in the street? It's Cul de sac!"

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!"

"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""

"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? I can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy"