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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"
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"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country."
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
"The Bra Joke A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says ""I can't serve you, you're off your tits"""
"I don't get why my dad talks on a phone. He's so loud all he has to do is open the window and they can hear him."
"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"
"""Why are you always tired, Dad?"" my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye."
"What do all men at single's bars have in common? They're married."
"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"
"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"