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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."
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"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"
"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."
"What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing."
"It's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back. You just pushed your boobs towards me."
"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""