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Joke of the Day

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."

"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."

"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""

"What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"

"9 guys walk into a gay bar... They don't come out."

"I'm gonna vote for Trump at elections... Cuz I a'int ever seen a president assassinated"

"If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy."

"If peeing was an Olympic event, I would win gold. But then I would miss the awards ceremony because I was taking a leak."

"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"