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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!"
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"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on How to live life to the full with a 2 inch penis'. The librarian says, ""That ones just in."""
"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."
"Him: This house is perfect for us! Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption"
"Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia..."
"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."
"I bought a metronome recently, I left it in my car as I stopped at the bank machine for a minute, came back and it was gone, someone stole it but was caught... ...now I hear the thief is doing 2/4"
"Catching Criminals by Hans Upp"
"I threw up my hands in disgust last night. Knew I shouldn't have eaten them."
"I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who"