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Joke of the Day

"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""

"DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool"

"What's the generic for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"Why do jews get so little annuity? Because they only worked from 38 to 45"

"Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI."

"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"

"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"

"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"Just asked my hairstylist for the ""Bieber."" He shaved off all my pubic hair."