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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? I can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy"
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"No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . ."
"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."
"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"
"How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? With Barnacles (bar nickels)"
"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."
"Why are books the only thing advertised as ""Wherever books are sold."" You can't sell other stuff by saying ""Wherever you get this shit, IDK"""
"NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider. You're welcome."
"What do you call the Japanese demon of spices? The Pepper Oni."
"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Me: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."