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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"

"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"

"Oh, did my tweet insulting a celebrity upset you? Maybe you should tell them about it the next time you guys hang out."

"Firing Victoria of IAMA"

"Say what you want about paedophiles. At least they drive slow in school zones."

"Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing it doggy style... Because that's almost an hour in dog time..."

"Why do we have oceans? Because based god and acid god had a baby."

"I heard this joke about a monorail It's a great one-liner."

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"