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Joke of the Day
"I just ate my weight in kidney beans! (I weigh eight ounces.)"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"There are two fish in a tank... ...one is driving, the other one is operating the guns"
"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."
"I had an embarrassing sexual problem with my wife last week - I came too early And found her in bed with someone else"
"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines"
"My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked? Dill dough"
"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."
"If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read."
"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."