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Joke of the Day

"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."

"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."

"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."

"What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian? A cancelled Chzeck."

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."

"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""

"It doesn't matter how much you move the envelope It'll still be stationary."

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."

"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."