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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"
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"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's got to want to change first."
"I went on a date with a drinking straw. It really sucked."
"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms."
"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."
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"My dad told me if I kept jacking off I'd go blind. I said dad, I'm over here"
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