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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his soup before it was cool"
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"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"
"Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, ""Mommy close your eyes I have a present."""
"Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage? Because any marriage is good for business!"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a whore? The expression on their face when they're getting nailed."
"Survey I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering. 99 out of those 100 answered : ""How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"""
"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."
"I shot a black teenager the other day I was arrested for impersonating a police officer."
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"