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Joke of the Day
"You know what really turns me on? Unprotected.....WiFi."
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"Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? One, you asshole."
"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"
"I would never give you a death sentence. It would be more like a paragraph."
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? ""Tennish"""
"Two muffins bakes in an oven... Then one of them says "" Damn it's hot in here!"" Then the other screams... "" AAARGH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"""
"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."
"Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!"
"That awkward moment when your ex is dating someone who looks just like you."
"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"