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Joke of the Day

"In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad"

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"I really like working with spices... My newest recipe is cumin cider."

"my phone keeps capitalizing my lols like i'm some kind of suburban mom with highlights and bedazzled jeans."

"The town i grew up in was so small... we had drivers-ed and sex-ed in the same car."

"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"

"What's the difference between a condom and the congress? You can only fit one dick inside a condom."

"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was out-standing in his field."

"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."

"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"