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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hairy gay man who suffers from mood swings? A bipolar bear"
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"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."
"What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table...and a chair"
"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."
"Difference between power and stamina? Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis. Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries."
"What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled? The Deliverance"
"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."
"As a matter of fact, I _AM_ trying to cause a big sensation... Just talkin' 'bout double p-penetration"
"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."