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Joke of the Day

"As a matter of fact, I _AM_ trying to cause a big sensation... Just talkin' 'bout double p-penetration"

"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."

"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."

"What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea? A Navy Bean"

"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"

"Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!"

"Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining."

"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"