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Joke of the Day
"What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled? The Deliverance"
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"Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season. One says ""Let's do this, I'm game!"""
"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."" Edit: Yaaaaay front page of jokes."
"I don't see why everyone likes circles so much They're so pointless."
"Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula? A: A hick-UP"
"How about instead of me calling you to let you know that I landed safely, you just watch the news?"
"Saw a chameleon today... must've been a really shitty chameleon."
"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"
"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."
"Bad luck, Atheists named Christian."