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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table...and a chair"

"In my experience, people who say ""I'm not trying to be difficult,"" don't really seem to be trying all that hard."

"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."

"remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???"

"KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one."""

"Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter? Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan"

"Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags? Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me."

"Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!"

"Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!"

"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."