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Joke of the Day

"Difference between power and stamina? Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis. Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries."

"I told this woman that I still had not forgotten how to make a spacerocket. You can not forget what you never learned."

"What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries? A neurosturgeon"

"They have free mints in the movie theater bathrooms. Wife: ""GROSS, who eats mints from the bathroom?!"" Me: (Mouth full of mints) ""I KNOW!"""

"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."

"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"

"How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle."

"How do you entertain a pussy? I don't know the answer but if you work up a sweat it's bound to come."

"A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"