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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."
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"I applied for a job as a Marsupial... Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications."
"Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship."
"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."
"What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as ""egalitarian""."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair."
"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Mother: ""Why are you home from school so early?"" Son: ""I was the only one who could answer a question."" Mother: ""Oh really? What was the question? Son: ""Who threw the eraser at the principal?"""
"People that say ""money doesn't buy happiness"" obviously have never been divorced."
"Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but.... At least we can say, ""Hey dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""