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Joke of the Day

"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."

"The two things to remember when ur a pothead 1)U lose short term memory 2) Damn! I know there's something else"

"What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them."

"I'd like to think inside your box."

"I'm writing a movie about a woman who kills her husband by giving him poisoned Viagra. Calling it ""Die Hard""."

"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"

"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"Teacher: welcome to health class Me: my friend said you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her? Teacher: sir please just mop the floor"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."