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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag.. ;)"

"I thought my name was ""Stop encouraging her"" until I was 11."

"ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe! *turns Acton into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]"

"I'll always remember what my dad said right before he bought the farm. How much does this farm cost?"

"""if i die young bury in me in starbucks lay me down on a bed of coffee beans"" the white girl writes in her will"

"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."

"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."

"What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises? Dick Van Dyke"

"Who is always your friend at school? Your princi-pal."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""