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Joke of the Day
"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."
Next Joke
"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"
"Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights? And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face"
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"
"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."
"What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ? A second line"
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
"If an opinion is worth 2 cents, how many cents is an argument worth? It really just depends on how much cents it makes."