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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."

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"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."
"Im absolutely exhausted, would you believe I have spent all week road testing penny farthings..... My feet haven't touched the ground."
"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."
"Yo momma so fat and a slut... Her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!"
"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."
"just ate about 3 pounds of eggplant parm. time to fuck."
"Wanna hear an embarrassing story about the time I forgot something important? I forgot the punchline. Sorry, I haven't been this embarrassed since that one time."
"Took me three hours to drive home through the snow, but it was worth it because when I got home, my family totally ignored me."