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Joke of the Day
"I thought my name was ""Stop encouraging her"" until I was 11."
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"NaCl / NaOH The base is under assault!"
"Is it racist if a guy with a small dick calls it his ding dong?"
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"I ordered a pizza. I don't think the guy understood how to get here. Is it free if it's 5 years late?"
"I added Paul Walker on xbox the other day... Too bad he spends all his time on the dashboard. *Courtesy of my cousin*"
"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."