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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."

"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"

"Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."

"how many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? probably just one, but we may never know because they're all way too busy coming up with lightbulb jokes."

"Thanks but I don't need help in your store or any other store. I've been in a ton of stores. I know how they work."

"Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door..... does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???"

"I'm just a girl trying to keep up with a guy on my Fitbit challenge who may be walking out more sexual frustration than me"

"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."

"I was going to make some fat jokes... But i don't think they fit the situation."

"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."