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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises? Dick Van Dyke"
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"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"
"I'm glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell."
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"Sperm Donor In search of lesbian couple."
"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."