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Joke of the Day
"I made on offensive joke about Muslims... and boom, I lost my job."
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"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other? A howler monkey."
"What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad? A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."
"What do robots dip in salsa? Microchips"
"Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner. Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner."
"What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl? One shoots, but can't hit. The other hoots, but can't shit."
"[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives"