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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl? One shoots, but can't hit. The other hoots, but can't shit."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"

"If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?"

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"

"I hate being bipolar it's awesome"

"Why are Jews so good in school? They were taught how to concentrate well."

"My 3 year old just got me with this one... 3 yo: Can I please have a mystery? Me: What is that? 3 yo: I don't know, it's a mystery (laughs hysterically)"

"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."

"A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality"

"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"