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Joke of the Day

"Went to see the new "" pixels "" movie but The resolution was bad"

"I'm saving up my money for a sex change operation... ...and I don't care how much my wife protests it. I wanted a boy, dammit."

"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens!"

"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to screw in a lightbulb Six. One to actually do it, and five to complain how it's the same one they've seen before."

"I can bench 170 lbs. And by that I mean I can sit myself down on a bench in a pretty park."

"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."

"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""

"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"

"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."

"How did the jews fight off Nazis? Jew jitsu"