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Joke of the Day
"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."
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"I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal."
"why are flies the biggest troll? they only live for three days, and spend it fucking with you"
"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."
"What kind of database does a Pokedex use? PokeMongoDB"
"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"
"""And why do you want to work at the aquarium?"" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish"
"whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac."
"What did the man say when he saw the Jewish man stealing his water? ""Water Jew doing?"""
"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"