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Joke of the Day
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
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"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"I heard you can turn soup to gold... You just have to add 24 carrots"
"Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't."
"What do you call Kosher ice? Iceberg"
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."
"Sundaes are half off. The rest of the week, you pay full price!"
"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? Headline read: Small Medium at Large"
"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."
"You know that woman in the infomercial that didn't know how to use a regular blanket cuz it wasn't a Snuggie? No way she's still alive."