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Joke of the Day
"What do robots dip in salsa? Microchips"
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"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears"
"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"
"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."
"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"
"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."
"The current law system is like bleach It works great on whites... but destroys colors."
"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""