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Joke of the Day
"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."
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"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""
"English is hard to understand It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
"A woman in a store was complaining vehemently about her bathroom fan. I guess she really needed to vent."
"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."
"What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? ""Thanks for halving me."""
"I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam."
"Vet: ""I can see the head... ...here's the neck... ...more neck... ...more neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...still more neck... ...neck... ...it's a giraffe!"""
"4yo: Can I have some more Easter candy? Me: After lunch 4yo: I want lunch right now. I'm starving!! Me: We just ate breakfast 4yo: Starving!"
"Why do kids hate Steven Hawking? They don't like their vegetables."