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Joke of the Day
"I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam."
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"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."
"First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."
"Wakes up grumpy, but most days he just lets her sleep...."
"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""
"Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Not much. It just gave a little whine."
"Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers."
"What does wearing Crocs and getting your dick sucked by a dude I have in common? They both feel really good but when you look down you know you're gay."
"He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'."