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Joke of the Day
"English is hard to understand It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
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"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."
"Definitely not an hypochondriac I'm not an hypochondriac but I fear I'll become one."
"The Dentist says, ""When was the last time you flossed?"" The Patient replies, ""You should know, you were there!"" Heard this at the dentist this morning"
"[hears a baby crying on the train] Can somebody put that thing on silence please? ""It's a baby.."" ... ""..."" Vibrate?"
"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"
"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."
"Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring"
"How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++"
"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."