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Joke of the Day
"What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? ""Thanks for halving me."""
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"My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble."
"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."
"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."
"Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse... ... That they call the Pope daddy"
"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."
"Poor Schapelle Corby, shes missed out on so much the past 10 years. Imagine the 1st time she goes to use the self serve checkouts at coles 'Unexpected item in bag.' ""Shit not this again"""
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist! ... I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before."
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"
"Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision"