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Joke of the Day
"How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle."
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"What do you call a bouncer at a.. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower."
"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."
"Limerick I learnt at my all boys school There once was a man name of 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave. She started to stink, and was no longer pink, but think of the money he saved!"
"Some morbid baby jokes What's scarier then ten babies in one jar? A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container? A: blend it."
"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
"A handsome man walks into a bar and an ugly woman approaches him... all our servers are busy right now please try again in a minute (error code: 503)"
"I seared steaks in our home without adequate ventilation. Now there's a delightful and very visible meat cloud hanging over us."