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Joke of the Day

"A handsome man walks into a bar and an ugly woman approaches him... all our servers are busy right now please try again in a minute (error code: 503)"

"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"

"What did the drummer get on his test? Drool"

"Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb"

"The importance of commas ""Let's eat, grandpa!"" said the incestuous cannibal"

"Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed? BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!"

"My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels. I think he took a fence."

"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."

"Republican Health Plan Since Republicans are dismantling Obamacare, they wanted to coin a name for their new health plan. They came up with Nobodycare."

"What is a businessman's favorite game? Call of Duty: Economic Warfare"