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Joke of the Day

"Limerick I learnt at my all boys school There once was a man name of 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave. She started to stink, and was no longer pink, but think of the money he saved!"

"What do you call a budget circumcision? A rip off."

"It's no wonder we've never met an alien, i'd have a hard time developing a space program if no one believed in me, too."

"Why did the chicken run out of the brothel? Whore moans."

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"I drank a pint of beer in Saudi Arabia the other day... ... It cost me an arm and a leg."

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."

"The lack of paparazzi at this BBQ makes me think that my aunt can probably stop referring to her potato salad as ""famous."""

"Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit."

"The word ""Caesar"" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other."