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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bouncer at a.. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower."

"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."

"Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?"

"Cop: license and registration please. Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans."

"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."

"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"

"Sometimes I kidnap holes filled with water *Well, well, well... What have we here?*"

"What is Irish and sits on the porch? Patty O'Furniture"

"Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?"