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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."
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"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."
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"What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !"
"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."
"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""
"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."""