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Joke of the Day
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
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"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like ""You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"""
"Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history."
"Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia."
"""Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"""
"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"