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Joke of the Day

"if you wake up.... If you wake up in the middle of the woods and your butt hurts would you tell anyone? No! Wanna go camping?"

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."

"People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine. It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying."

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."

"A man walks through the forest and sees a shark passing by ... the man asks 'Hey shark, shouldn't you rather be in an ocean?' Shark says 'Yeah, I should.'"

"What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it? Tennish"

"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""

"This joke is may be too vulgar for reddit... nsfw [Removed]"