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Joke of the Day

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

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"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."
"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."
"Why did the chicken cross my wife? Because I ran her over in the street."
"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"
"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"
"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"
"Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit."
"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"