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Joke of the Day

"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""

"What is the difference between Issac Newton and the 5 year old i just stabbed to death? Issac Newton died a virgin."

"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""

"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil."

"I visited my boyfriend in prison the other day for a conjugal visit. It was a guilty pleasure."

"My friend says he has a job putting down sick cats. Can't believe he gets paid to slay mad pussy"

"I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??"

"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"

"Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid."