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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."
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"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons."
"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."
"Fun Prank: If someone leaves their car windows cracked cause it's hot outside, start slipping unwrapped Kraft Singles in their car"
"Confucius say, ""Happy wife lead to soft hands... Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."""
"How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor? They both had a mandate from heaven."
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"
"""Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?"" ""Yes son , with the kindergarden teacher."" ""Then what happened?"" ""Well, your mom caught us and we had to send you to a new school."""
"Target audience A nine year old kid disappeared after using a cream that makes you look 10 years younger."
"Airport bathrooms are home to the loudest, angriest, most unapologetic farts known to man."