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"You know what's best about Texas? It's keeps all the texans in one fucking place!"
"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."
"Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you......Fourty seven times."
"police codes 472: loitering 213: man with horse eyes 304: gnarly dirtbike 94: breaking & entering 834: dog smoking weed 58: sexy loitering"
"People think it's okay to drive like assholes until we end up at a stoplight together and I'm dropping my rottweiler through their sunroof."
"What type of jokes don't work Dark jokes."
"What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m? I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids."
"I was in math class and my teacher asked ""What comes after 69?"" Apparently ""I do"" is not the correct answer."
"Don't worry, husbands. If something should happen to you, your wife already has the next one lined up."