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Joke of the Day

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"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAAAAAAR"

"Sir, on a scale, How much do you weigh?"

"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."

"What happens when people settle for a shitty situation? They're citizens of the So-be-it Union."

"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick."